Why is it that – no matter where you sit – the guy with the Frisbee always manages to plunk you square in the head? |
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Why is it that – the woman with “juicy” written on her bikini bottom gets angry because you were reading it? |
Why is it that – the seagulls flying overhead have better aim than a Navy Seal sharp-shooter? |
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Why is it that – the guy on the next blanket – with the “boom box” always assumes that you have the same taste in music as he does – and that you are hard of hearing? |
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Why is it that -you always seem to sit downwind from the guy smoking a cigar? |
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Why is it that – a nanosecond after you drop a potato chip – you are swarmed upon by a flock of seagulls that would even give Alfred Hitchcock the creeps? |
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Why is it that – no matter how bad my Ugly Beach Feet are – I can always find someone worse? |
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Why is it that – no matter how painstakingly careful I am when I apply sunscreen – I always seem to miss a spot? |
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You have a talent for making people laugh. Thank you
Have you studied, or is it a natural thing? Or both?
Thank you very much. I just think it comes naturally to me — but I do like to study people who make others laugh because I feel it is one of life’s great joys.