It’s Trophy Time!
Well, I finally did it. On October 6, 2013, I earned the dubious distinction of officially becoming “The World’s Worst Blogger.” Sound the trumpets! Release the doves!
You doubt me? Foolish – I have proof (you didn’t think I would write this without proof, did you?)
You see I just checked the stats on my dashboard (which I rarely do) and discovered that on that date I receive exactly no (zero – none – nada – the null set) visitors the entire day. And there is nothing worse than that, unless you can prove to me that you had negative visitors, in which case I will gladly relinquish my trophy and bow down to your greater ineptness.
It’s So Embarrassing!
I suppose I should hang my head in shame – but I don’t feel like it. I suppose I should be embarrassed – but I’m not. If I was embarrassed, there would be no way I would be broadcasting it all over the Internet, opening my life to public ridicule, like this. (HINT: why do you think I don’t post a lot of selfies? Think about it. )
So, What Gives?
The truth of the matter is that I am still loving every minute of blogging even though I don’t have a lot of followers or awards or comments or accolades. I consider each and every follower to be a friend, and I make it a point to check out their blogs and try to follow them. I cherish each and every comment, and have received some very positive feedback. And I am thankful for all of this – I do not take it for granted.
It’s fun. I love it. And I will continue (no matter what the stats say.) And maybe I’ll even treat myself to a nice bag of Fritos.
And one more thing. To all my loyal followers: thank you for sticking by me and for putting up with my drivel these past couple of months. You uplift my spirits and my life. I will try to get rid of that trophy as soon as possible. I wouldn’t want to embarrass you.