Brain Teaser

TIME TO WRITE

We all know why we are here: to share ideas.  But how can you share ideas when you don’t have any?  That’s easy; I do it all the time.  I think most people do.  That is why the Internet is a big hit. When you post something online, it doesn’t need to have any purpose at all: thus, this blog!

I have been getting all set to write this week, so that means one of two things.  I can either sharpen my mind in order to come up with clever and insightful blog entries, or I can dull it into a blithering mass of grey matter.  Either one of those things works well, and I hate to tell you which one works better — but I think by now you can guess.

Before I write, I like to do a little metal exercising to get ready.  This is because I hate brain cramps which plague me like yesterday’s burrito. I prefer quizzes because they force me to dig deep, find facts and challenge me.  If you are not a “quiz person,” you can achieve the same goal by standing in the middle of a crowded street and trying to remember all the license plate numbers of the cars that pass by.  (Please remember to bring enough money for bail, as jail is a distinct possibility).

So, here for your reading pleasure is my latest warm-up quiz.  See how many you can answer before time runs out.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ:

1. The War of 1812 was fought in ______?

a. New Jersey   b. An apartment in the Bronx   c. Tight pants   d. A hurry

2. Who invented popcorn?

a. Orville Reddenbacher   b. Molly McButter   c. Native Americans   d. Grandpopcorn

3. Fill in the blank: “Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man ______.

a. wish he had a surprise   b. healthy, wealthy and wise   c. prone to war a disguise   d. boring

4. If you eat two bananas every day for a year, what do you get?

a. Healthy   b. Monkeys following you around   c. Jaundice   d. Peelarrhea

5. Mathematics: The square root of 225 is _____.

a. An inverse parallelogram with 6 sides   b. 15   c. found at http://www.squareroot.com   d. Chocolate cream pi

6. Why?

a. Because.   b. Why Not?   c. Beats me.   d. Fritos.

7. Science: The lightest element in the Periodic Table is _____.

a. The sun   b. The moon   c. Argon   d. Oak

8. How long does it take to drive 1 hour at 50 miles per hour?

a. 2 days   b. 60 minutes plus another 15 for a stop at McDonald’s   c. 300   d. Spock

9. The opposite of good is _____.

a. Barium   b. Lonely   c. Pistachio   d. Empty

10. HOUR is to GLASS as CARAMEL is to _____.

a. Soup   b. Shoes   c. Caramel   d. Lincoln Logs

HOW TO SCORE:

10 points for every correct answer; 15 points for every incorrect answer; 20 points if you wrote down your answers; 25 points if you actually timed yourself; 50 point bonus if you send me Fritos.  If your score is a negative number, then multiply by -5 and add 10 to that. If you are actually trying to calculate a score, congratulations; you are mentally ill and should be writing your own blog.  If you made it to this point, seek help immediately.

                                           SMILE!!

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About Joe

Freelance designer and writer whose goal is to help others by writing about my experiences with fear and anxiety (agoraphobia), health struggles (cancer) and my wonderfully-happy life as a husband and stay-at-home dad. I want to empower everyone to have a happy life.

One response »

  1. Love this, Joe! I knew that you’d get Fritos into the quiz somehow. It was fun. Thanks,
    Jim

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