Numbers Game 1

Duck and Cover!

I just celebrated a birthday, and it was a BIG one.  It was so big, in fact, that it spawned all sorts of “harmless jokes” about life and aging and death.  People are concerned about me.  They ask me how it feels.  They ask me how I am handling it – like I have some kind of fatal disease or something – almost as if they believe that they are not going to die just like everyone else.  It’s bizarre.

The Cold, Hard Numbers

Numbers Game 6

I am sure that by now, you want to know how old I am.  Not so fast. You have to work for that.  It’s not that I am ashamed – I’m not.  I just like to mess with people’s heads.

One answer would be to say that I am somewhere in between age zero and death, probably leaning closer to death; but who can tell for sure?  Nobody knows when that will happen unless they have swallowed a bomb that’s about to explode in 60 seconds.  Even then, you never know if the bomb will work.  That’s just like life: nobody ever knows.

By The Planets

Numbers Game 2

Get your pencils and paper out because it’s time to do the math. You see, age is just a number, and can be expressed in many ways. We calculate our age by the number of times we have taken a trip around the sun while here on Earth.  That’s just one way to look at it. It could also be the number of breaths we have taken, the number of times our heart has beat, or (in my case) how many bags of Fritos I have eaten, (given a uniform rate over time).

If we lived on another planet, all of our ages would be different.  Mercury (above) takes only 88 Earth days to revolve around the sun.  On Mercury I would be almost 249 years old.  On Venus, I would be almost 98 years old.  So, it would appear that as I travel away from the sun, I get younger.  Let’s keep going.

Speed past the Earth and head toward Saturn.  On Saturn, I would be two years old. And, even better, on Neptune I would almost be 3/4 of a year old.  I better stop there or else I would go past zero and disappear.


Numbers Game 3

So what does this tell us?  It’s simple: age can be measured in many ways.  It can be the number we assign to ourselves based upon length of life; and it can even be the number associated with state of mind – how we feel and think and act.

If we look at a “life” as a basic unit of 1, the only difference between someone who lives to be 100 and someone who lives to be 20 is the length of time. (In this case, 5 times longer.) Everything else is the same. Therefore I maintain that we should be allowed to ignore that assigned number and be as young or old as we want.

Numbers Game 7     Numbers Game 5

How do we choose our age?  That’s up to you. Do you stay active, mentally and physically? Do you like to try new things or do you like to keep the same routine over and over? Do you challenge yourself?  Do you keep learning every single day? These are the things that keep us young.

Numbers Game 9     Numbers Game 8

It doesn’t matter what you look like when you do things.  It doesn’t matter what people think.  You have the right to live your life the way that you want. There are no rules. Don’t listen to the folks who say “you can’t” unless they are talking about pouring poison over your corn flakes.  No doubt about it, that is a bad idea in most cases.

Numbers Game 4

Think young, act young, be young – or be old if that’s your choice.  It’s all good.  It’s all part of this amazing journey that we call “life.” So live it.

And if you want to guess my age depending upon other factors, like how I act; well I think that by now you should all have a pretty good approximation of that.

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About Joe

Freelance designer and writer whose goal is to help others by writing about my experiences with fear and anxiety (agoraphobia), health struggles (cancer) and my wonderfully-happy life as a husband and stay-at-home dad. I want to empower everyone to have a happy life.

8 responses »

  1. anfinsenart says:

    Enjoyed your post! You always keep us guessing and wanting more.

  2. Colleen says:

    Happy Birthday Joe. Thanks for the tantalizing earth science clues. I’m curious though how old would you if you stood on the sun? 😀

    • Joe says:

      Well, Ms. Science Teacher, I hope you are not forgetting the fact that I would indeed burn up before my tootsies set foot upon it, so I will assume you are dealing in the hypothetical. In either case (or both) I would think that I would reach the state of becoming one with the Universe, and therefore infinite, which as you know can be either infinitely big or small, looping around and touching someplace near Newark, New Jersey. I hope that helps, because all it does it confuse me even more. So, what’s new? 🙂

  3. Colleen says:

    Thanks for the laugh. I hope you go around the sun many more times. 😀

  4. Stephanie says:

    Happy birthday.

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